Friday, August 31, 2007

this lil piggy went wee wee wee...


... and got its stupid ass all broke and stuff.

okay, so that's not the real story.

and no, it wasn't a dance floor injury. that seems to be everyone's first assumption.

actually, it's the lone injury sustained in a little fender-bender yesterday. my friend abby and i were on our way to a benefit she threw and well, long story short we bumped into a car that had bumped into a car and it all happened during rush hour on the interstate. thankfully, my lil pinky toe was the only one harmed in the incident. i mean, i did sorta crack the windshield with my forehead. but no worries, it looks a lot worse than it felt. the blow was softened by the headband i was wearing so thank you, hipsters of the world, for starting such a beneficial trend. also, i happened to bump my head at the exact location of what was as of yesterday my second worst injury to date [just a little scar, nothing heinous].

so now in addition to the handicap
of not having a car in nashville, i'm now hobbling around on crutches as well. i should probably note that i'm already clumsy enough as it is so adding crutches to the mix is now both physically taxing and pretty funny to watch. the good news is i have a pretty good attitude about the whole thing.

[me and anne marie, limping around the city]

2 comments:

shelbyville said...

We need to get you a plastic bubble.

Allie, Dearest said...

that is SO sad.
I can't believe that you are hobbling on crutches during your vacation.
Geeze.